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3/04/01 Where!? Rastan Ready to Rid the Red Rectangle!? Riiiiiiiiiight.
What the hey! Let me start off by explaining WHY this site was in such a mess these last couple of months. . .

. . .and so everything is now shiny and happy but not walking. Nothing walks around this site.

Your probably wondering this and since I'm not I'll tell you. Rastan walked [sic] into a red rectangleur Lego block and is trapped (did you see it! *sigh* It's on the Home Page). It appears that the transparent monolith projects his image in low res. NO REFUNDS. I'll try to free him . . . wait, by the looks of it, he may try to free himself yet!


10/04/00 Update?! Volume control? Poems? Chili? And without the beans no less!
Wow oh wow! Lookey at how many people have stumbled upon this mighty fine, I say THIS MIGHTY FINE, ode to barbaric heroism a la Rastan.

You know what, lets get something out of the way. I know each and every one of you are wondering why this site wasn't updated. . .

Okay now thats out of the way I would like anyone, I MEAN ANYONE, to email me and tell me how to turn down the dagblastic sound on my RASTAN arcade game. Heres a poem about it.


Feel free to send in your poems. I will post them if they match the quality of mine.
7/31/00 Bliss!
Hooray! I just won an auction on Ebay for my very own Rastan arcade game!!!
Yes that's right kids, I now own one of the best games to own in its virginized state. I just got it too (7/31/00) and have been tuning it for now, so I haven't played it as much as I would like to. Now if I can only figure out how to turn down the sound, boy is the volume ever loud. . .

6/?/00 Introduction, Interview, Information, Insomnia, Check Cashing!
*FAQ*

Q: Is there only the one Rastan game 'coz I played Rastan and beat it 'coz I'm good and stuff.

A: Oh ya? Well there are actually three games: The Rastan, Rastan Saga (what? this game sucked? oh.), and Warrior Blade. All three were in the arcade and Rastan and Rastan Saga are on several different systems.

Q: I want to get a hold of a Rastan! I'm wondering where I can find a Rastan game?

A: You can find Rastan on the Sega Master System, Game Gear, and this Spectrum system thing. Rastan Saga could be passed by on Sega Genesis and TurboGrafx-16. Warrior Blade had a limited release and I've only played some of it. Theres other characters to use and It's not unlike Double Dragon, Dungeons and Dragons (the Capcom arcade game) and any other double D game (no, not Double Dribble you fool!)

Q: No, No, No your lying. I only played the first game so that means I'm right, right?.

A: Thats true. You are right.

In the mean time Mr.Short Sleeve Sweater make sure you check out all the NEW STUFF More stuff/pics coming real soon! So check back.

Q: I don't need to write you a check anymore?